Didvon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent bat.

Didvon created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didvon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Didvon, she will turn you into a tree.

Didvon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Didvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Run away from brown ants, for they are unholy.