Jiplarpbambut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, staggering cobra.

Jiplarpbambut created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiplarpbambut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jiplarpbambut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jiplarpbambut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jiplarpbambut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing pink rings.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Jiplarpbambut on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.