Cungodhig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate snake.

Cungodhig created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cungodhig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cungodhig, it will cry a lot.

Cungodhig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cungodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Cungodhig loves great tits, so they must be respected.