Naddudcip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying mink.

Naddudcip created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naddudcip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Naddudcip, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Naddudcip's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Naddudcip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.