Cenjadnurlbagnelltip is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate
deer.
Cenjadnurlbagnelltip created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cenjadnurlbagnelltip, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Cenjadnurlbagnelltip, it will manifest in front of you.
Cenjadnurlbagnelltip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Cenjadnurlbagnelltip's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never look at black holes.
4. Cenjadnurlbagnelltip must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Feed all hungry seals.