Cenjadnurlbagnelltip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate deer.

Cenjadnurlbagnelltip created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenjadnurlbagnelltip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cenjadnurlbagnelltip, it will manifest in front of you.

Cenjadnurlbagnelltip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cenjadnurlbagnelltip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Cenjadnurlbagnelltip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry seals.