Bosstaghog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow snake.

Bosstaghog created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Bosstaghog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bosstaghog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bosstaghog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bosstaghog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing red shoes and balancing three nickel spheres on your face.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Run away if four squirrels approach from the east.