Cimbotgon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent grasshopper.

Cimbotgon created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbotgon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cimbotgon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cimbotgon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cimbotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not keep four tapirs in a large pit.

4. Never feed aubergines to tortoises while wearing shoes.

5. Never talk about fire.