Lenlitnur is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, thoughtless
dingo.
Lenlitnur created parasitic wasps five million years ago.
If you believe in
Lenlitnur, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Lenlitnur, he will turn you into a sheep.
Lenlitnur's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Lenlitnur's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
2. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing violet stockings.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always look after injured swans.
5. Never talk about asteroids.