Lenlitnur is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, thoughtless dingo.

Lenlitnur created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Lenlitnur, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lenlitnur, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lenlitnur's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lenlitnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Never talk about dark energy near manatees while wearing violet stockings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Never talk about asteroids.