Rigwegbus is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring meerkat.

Rigwegbus created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigwegbus, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigwegbus, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rigwegbus' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rigwegbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight geese approach from the north.

2. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.