Dotkarcem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent wasp.

Dotkarcem created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotkarcem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dotkarcem, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dotkarcem's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dotkarcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing red trousers and balancing seven carbon spheres on your back.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing brown coats and balancing five tin spheres on your chest.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.