Pangbassrut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast hyena.

Pangbassrut created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbassrut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangbassrut, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Pangbassrut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pangbassrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed aubergines to otters while wearing purple coats.

5. Do not wear white clothing.