Dodpopkikhap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking shrew.

Dodpopkikhap created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodpopkikhap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodpopkikhap, she will turn you into a dog.

Dodpopkikhap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dodpopkikhap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the east.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Never leap near whales.
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