Tenstannil is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, contented dog.

Tenstannil created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenstannil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tenstannil, she will curse you with boils.

Tenstannil's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tenstannil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never chant in the presence of manatees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.