Quatbepkin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish chicken.

Quatbepkin created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatbepkin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatbepkin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quatbepkin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Quatbepkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quatbepkin.

4. Retreat if three ducks approach from the north.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.
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