Funsafsab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil goose.

Funsafsab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Funsafsab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Funsafsab, she will cry a lot.

Funsafsab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Funsafsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Put Funsafsab first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.