Kipmannul is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, unfair
chinchilla.
Kipmannul created Europe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Kipmannul, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Kipmannul, it will send minions to preach to you.
Kipmannul's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Kipmannul's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Kipmannul on top of important buildings.
3. Never laugh near eagles.
4. Never go into mauve rooms.
5. Do not hurt rats.