Kipmannul is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unfair chinchilla.

Kipmannul created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipmannul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipmannul, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kipmannul's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Kipmannul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Kipmannul on top of important buildings.

3. Never laugh near eagles.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not hurt rats.