Sisfotcin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing grasshopper.

Sisfotcin created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisfotcin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sisfotcin, it will turn you into a frog.

Sisfotcin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sisfotcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Sisfotcin loves rats, so they must be respected.
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