Femhunfom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful meerkat.

Femhunfom created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Femhunfom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Femhunfom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Femhunfom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Femhunfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.