Watlidarm is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring
capybara.
Watlidarm created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Watlidarm, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Watlidarm, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Watlidarm's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Watlidarm's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never feed peas to bats while wearing orange ear rings.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not drink alcohol.