Teensogjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective duck.

Teensogjat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Teensogjat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Teensogjat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Teensogjat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Teensogjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teensogjat.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about fire.