Cumjabrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cumjabrag created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumjabrag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cumjabrag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cumjabrag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cumjabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never chant near geese.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing white tights and balancing eight nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cumjabrag.