Targfedxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced donkey.

Targfedxuc created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targfedxuc, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targfedxuc, she will destroy your home solar system.

Targfedxuc's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Targfedxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Run away from indigo dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.