Budcitbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak bear.

Budcitbeg created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budcitbeg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Budcitbeg, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Budcitbeg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Budcitbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never laugh near mites.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.