Capbiddum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, moody dragonfly.

Capbiddum created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Capbiddum, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Capbiddum, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Capbiddum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Capbiddum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.