Bundidgen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic dog.

Bundidgen created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bundidgen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bundidgen, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bundidgen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bundidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bundidgen.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.