Tintimstik Flanfenmontap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident squirrel.

Tintimstik Flanfenmontap created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tintimstik Flanfenmontap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tintimstik Flanfenmontap, he will turn you into a snail.

Tintimstik Flanfenmontap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tintimstik Flanfenmontap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about gravity near horses while wearing violet scarves.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.