Safmon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind goose.

Safmon created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safmon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Safmon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Safmon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Safmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. You must never eat spinach.