Gumdumwig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous clam.

Gumdumwig created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gumdumwig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gumdumwig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gumdumwig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gumdumwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing red dresses.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear rings.