Lun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful warg.

Lun created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lun, she will turn you into a duck.

Lun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Lun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not commit murder.