Jonfidbit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous dingo.

Jonfidbit created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Jonfidbit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jonfidbit, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jonfidbit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jonfidbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jonfidbit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.