Gumdumbamhotlabdissbelltim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered wasp.

Gumdumbamhotlabdissbelltim created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gumdumbamhotlabdissbelltim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gumdumbamhotlabdissbelltim, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gumdumbamhotlabdissbelltim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gumdumbamhotlabdissbelltim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Gumdumbamhotlabdissbelltim loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away if six porpoises approach from the east.