Tangatbutflap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-powerful bat.

Tangatbutflap created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Tangatbutflap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tangatbutflap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tangatbutflap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tangatbutflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help eagles.