Fetmitbast Sabcepsog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered eagle.

Fetmitbast Sabcepsog created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetmitbast Sabcepsog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fetmitbast Sabcepsog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fetmitbast Sabcepsog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fetmitbast Sabcepsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Fetmitbast Sabcepsog in the centre of the settlement.