Fodponshav is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective grasshopper.

Fodponshav created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Fodponshav, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fodponshav, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fodponshav's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fodponshav's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never think about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing fawn coats and balancing five platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about comets.