Bitflag Kik is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered wren.

Bitflag Kik created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bitflag Kik, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bitflag Kik, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bitflag Kik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bitflag Kik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to sharks while wearing pink coats.

2. Run away from yellow tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Bitflag Kik in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat green fruit.