Stragyikced is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, unjust
fox.
Stragyikced created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stragyikced, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Stragyikced, it will curse you with boils.
Stragyikced's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Stragyikced's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragyikced.
2. Never paint your head orange.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never talk about black holes.
5. Badgers are not to be trusted.