Stragyikced is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust fox.

Stragyikced created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragyikced, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stragyikced, it will curse you with boils.

Stragyikced's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stragyikced's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragyikced.

2. Never paint your head orange.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.