Mondossgedcepven is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless bat.

Mondossgedcepven created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mondossgedcepven, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mondossgedcepven, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mondossgedcepven's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mondossgedcepven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near snails while wearing fawn hats and balancing five silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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