Gonbedbin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, strong rat.

Gonbedbin created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonbedbin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gonbedbin, he will manifest in front of you.

Gonbedbin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gonbedbin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gonbedbin on top of all buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.