Godnillnarthun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent crab.

Godnillnarthun created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnillnarthun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godnillnarthun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Godnillnarthun's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Godnillnarthun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to ducks while wearing purple shorts.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from magenta mites for they are unholy.
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