Catgodyak is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, two-faced
fox.
Catgodyak created light six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Catgodyak, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Catgodyak, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Catgodyak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Catgodyak's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.
3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Catgodyak in the centre of the settlement.
4. Do not wear cyan clothing.
5. Do not shave your legs.