Catgodyak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced fox.

Catgodyak created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catgodyak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catgodyak, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Catgodyak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Catgodyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Catgodyak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not shave your legs.