Litfatbun is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic elephant.

Litfatbun created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Litfatbun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litfatbun, she will not invite you to parties.

Litfatbun's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Litfatbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.