Zimominfat Farnhogtom Naddissappyat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive crane.

Zimominfat Farnhogtom Naddissappyat created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimominfat Farnhogtom Naddissappyat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zimominfat Farnhogtom Naddissappyat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zimominfat Farnhogtom Naddissappyat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zimominfat Farnhogtom Naddissappyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed lots of beans to great tits while wearing turquoise shoes.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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