Wegcimwabfitxenyarppog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring human.

Wegcimwabfitxenyarppog created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcimwabfitxenyarppog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wegcimwabfitxenyarppog, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wegcimwabfitxenyarppog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wegcimwabfitxenyarppog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed limes to foxes while wearing purple skirts.

3. You must love Wegcimwabfitxenyarppog.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.