Lidxemkop is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless goat.

Lidxemkop created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Lidxemkop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lidxemkop, she will think nothing of it.

Lidxemkop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lidxemkop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing magenta dresses and balancing four iron spheres on your head.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.