Barntabdot Tanlitrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent crane.

Barntabdot Tanlitrill created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barntabdot Tanlitrill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Barntabdot Tanlitrill, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Barntabdot Tanlitrill's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Barntabdot Tanlitrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing orange shorts.
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