Cebvankin is a god.
He takes the form of a small, blissful
shrew.
Cebvankin created carbon two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cebvankin, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Cebvankin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Cebvankin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Cebvankin's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cebvankin in the centre of the settlement.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never hurt nematodes.
5. Feed all hungry ducks.