Fossbudvon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet squid.

Fossbudvon created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbudvon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fossbudvon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fossbudvon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fossbudvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never sprint near shrews.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.