Cabtailflan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud crab.

Cabtailflan created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtailflan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cabtailflan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cabtailflan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cabtailflan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cabtailflan seven times a day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Never wear cyan kilts.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cabtailflan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear turquoise.
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