Tiftenban Doggunrill is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy lizard.

Tiftenban Doggunrill created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiftenban Doggunrill, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tiftenban Doggunrill, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tiftenban Doggunrill's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tiftenban Doggunrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tiftenban Doggunrill on top of all buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.
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