Pomsadpop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive fish.

Pomsadpop created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Pomsadpop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomsadpop, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pomsadpop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pomsadpop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not kill manatees.